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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 08:34
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Then came..
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance